Archives for October 2006
Calories and Sex for women
Get him naked:
- if he wish it - 12 kcal
- if he’s not - 187 kcal
Take off his underwear:
- with two hands - 8 kcal
- with one hand - 12 kcal
- with no hands - 123 kcal
Wear him a condom:
- with erection - 3 kcal
- without erection - 367 kcal
Pose “69″:
- laying on the bed […]
Dirty things
A couple making love. She asks him:
“Tell me something dirty.”
“Our kitchen”, - he answers.
Milk the bull
Q: How to tell bull from cow?
A: When you milk the bull he is smiling.
Vampire hunt
“Can you imagine it! My neighbor was a vampire!”
“How could you figure it out?”
“I drove the aspen bough through his heart and than he suddenly died.”
Elephant’s tale
Q: Why the elephant has a tale?
A: So the elephant doesn’t end suddenly.
Super Jigolo
When I do it women crying, moaning, writhing, weeping and sometimes sobbing.
I’m a dentist.
Blonde seeking man
Blue eyed blonde with the big (.)(.) and the beautiful (Y) seeking man with the big 8====
Don’t bother if you have %
Prehistoric fathers and sons
Prehistoric boy returns home from school and gives his father the big marble plate - school progress record. His father reads it and starts yelling:
“I understand why you have got B on the language test - we are just start to talk. I understand why you have got B on the math test - our […]
Wedding ring
Wedding ring on the man’s finger: Warning! I’m married.
Wedding ring on the woman’s finger: Go on, don’t hesitate! I’m married.
Good news
A wife calling to her husband to the office just to talk about.
“Honey, I have no time to chat. I’m very busy”, - he answers.
“But I have two news for you. The bad one and the good one.”
“Well. I’m going to meeting now so tell me the good one.”
“Hmm… Our Air Bags are working…”
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