Archives for 11 October 2006
Programmer’s native language
Сensus. Programmer answering questions.
“Your native language?”
“What do you mean - native?”
“Well. The language that you learn during your childhood and speaks all your life.”
“Hmm… Basic or Pascal.”
“No, no! The real language.”
“Real? C++”
Check your bride
“Do you have photographs of your bride naked?”
“Of cause, I don’t!”
“Want some?”
Dual-purpose dictionary
You can hurt somebody’s feelings with a word. And you can kill somebody with a dictionary.
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