Archives for 13 October 2006
Scary disease
“Doctor, what’s wrong with me?”
“Hmm.. You know… It’s hard to talk about…”
“Doctor, I need to know.”
“Well. I hate to tell you, boy, but…”
“Doctor, I. Need. To. Know.”
“But you have tricho… tracho… trecho….”
“???”
“…tripo… trucko… chlamido…. Don’t you understand?! It’s impossible to pronounce!”
Beer business
“What’s your husband’s business?”
“Beer”
“Is he brewing or supplying?”
“Nope. Buying and drinking.”
Two books on Logic
There are two books on the table: the first one is very thin - it is named “Logic”. And the second one is ten times thicker - “Women’s Logic. Vol. 1″.
Dietitian talks to his patient…
“What is your weight?”
“253 pounds now and the maximum was 266 pounds.”
“And minimum?”
“8 pounds.”
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