Archives for 16 October 2006
Beware of hedgehogs
If the hedgehogs would be able to reproduce by simple division and could do it once a day…
Today - 1 hedgehog
Tomorrow - 2 hedgehogs
The day after tomorrow - 4 hedgehogs
On a 4th day - 8 hedgehogs
On a 5th day - 16 hedgehogs
On a 6th day - 32 hedgehogs
On a 7th day - 64 hedgehogs
On a […]
Grandpa’s vase
One young man visits his girlfriend’s house. Passing by the beautiful Сhinese vase he decide to look inside. There is something in it. The young man put his hand into the vase and ask his girlfriend:
“What is it?”
“It’s the ash of my Grandpa…”, she answers.
“Oh, shit!”
“Yeah! He is too lazy to get the ash-tray from […]
Scary patient
“Doctor, why do you look so scared? I just asked you for migraine pills.”
“Well. Frankly, this is the first time when the talking horse asking me for help.”
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