Archives for 19 October 2006
Hocus Pocus
One blonde asks another: “Can you see the light in the room?”
“Yeah, I can”, - answers the second blonde.
The first one turns the light off.
“And where is it now?”
“I don’t know…”
First blonde opens the refrigerator door and shouts: “Helllllllloooooooooooooow! Here it is!!!”
Sexual preferences
According to statistics 9 of 10 men prefer big breasted women. And the 10th man prefer another 9.
Unique customers
Here at the First National Bank we loves our customers and our customers love us. Every customers is not just a number for us. He is number, hyphen, another number, slash and then one number again.
