Archives for 20 October 2006
Reason to play piano
Q: Why have you started playing piano?
A: My beer used to be falling off my fiddle too often.
Blowjob at the movie
A couple sitting at the movie theater, on the last row of seats, watching movie. He asks her:
“Honey, we are sitting for a whole hour but you have not kissed me yet!”
“What? I did a blowjob for you a minute ago.”
“For me???!!!”
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