Archives for June 2007
Vasectomy at home
After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough.
As the social wouldn’t buy them a bigger bed and they weren’t strong enough to nick one, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a […]
What makes you and your boss be different?
When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.
When your […]
Metric versus Imperial
Due to a lot of confusion between inches and liters, miles and centimeters it was decided to apply a new really International universal system of measurements:
’bout this tall
’bout this wide
’bout this big
’bout yay hot
’bout yay cold
Sketch
“Who the hell is Jessica?”
“Lets I make a sketch of her”
“Ok”
“Ok, listen:
hairs hairs hairs
hairs hairs hairs
hairs ear brow ear hairs
hairs eye nose eye hairs
hairs cheek mouth cheek hairs
hairs chin hairs
hairs neck hairs”
Facts about New-Englanders
New England men are so tough, that they aren’t drinking coffee - they are eating it right out of the pack.
New England hockey players are so tough, that they are playing hockey with the crow-bars.
New England mosquitoes are so tough, that they are sucking their own blood.
Continue reading 20 Facts about New-Englanders…
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