Archives for 2 July 2007
Acceptable excuse
A college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there could be only two acceptable excuses for being late. A medically certifiable illness or a death in the student’s immediate family.
A smart-ass student in the […]
At the doctor’s office
A beautiful woman walks into a doctors office and the doctor is awestruck. All his professionalism goes out the window. He tells her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her thighs. He says “Do you know what I am doing?”
She replies “Yes, checking for abnormalities.”
He tells her to take off her shirt […]
Duct Tape Not Fixing
Duct Tape, contrary to popular opinion, is not good for fixing everything!
Bill walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong.
“Well,” replies Paul, “You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time […]
Gift for the mailman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift […]
Golden Wedding
Jim, age 92, and Diane, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”
Jacob: “We’re about […]
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