Army jokes - Luminum

A commander announces: “The platoon has been assigned to unload luminum”
“Aluminum, not luminum,” corrects a trooper.
“The platoon is going to unload luminum,” repeats comander, “And the intellectual here is going to load shit.”

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A recruit examines the food served to him in the canteen.
“Do I have any choice here?” he asks a sergeant.
“Yes, you do. You may eat it or not.”

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A soldier keeps a mug upside down and tells the sergeant: “I can’t drink from this mug. It has no opening.”
The sergeant examines the mug and says: “You are right. And besides this, it has no bottom.”

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A general calls a colonel: “Do you have a couple of smart majors?”
“Yes I do.”
“Send them to me. I need to move my furniture around.”

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“What do you think about the coming battle, General?”
“God knows it will be lost.”
“Then why should we go for it?”
“To find out who is the loser.”

5 December 2006 | Army jokes | Comments

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