Army jokes - Parachute is mandatory
A sergeant instructs a sentry: “When the general comes, report to me immediately.”
The general doesn’t show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour reminds the sentry to report about the general’s arrival. Finally, the general comes in.
“Where have you been?” asks the sentry. “The sergeant has already asked about you four times.”
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“Sergeant, what should I do if my parachute won’t open?”
“Bring it back and I’ll replace it.”
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A trooper asks a sergeant: “Is it true that man descended from a monkey?”
“Yes, troopers possibly were. But not sergeants.”
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“Who likes music?” asks a commander.
Two soldiers step forward.
“All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.”
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Two paratrooper recruits in a plane:
“Are you crazy? You are going to jump without a parachute.”
“Is it mandatory to wear it?”
“Sure. It’s raining outside.”
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A soldier requested a two-day leave, as he was to become a father in the near future. When he returned to the base one week later, a sergeant asked: “Was it a boy or girl?”
“I don’t know yet. I’ll let you know in about 9 months.”
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