Army jokes

Two army rules:

1. The commanding officer is always right.
2. If the commanding officer is not right, see rule #1

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A soldier is being led to the place of his execution.
“Some bad weather we’re having,” he says to his convoy.
“Look who’s complaining,” they say, “we have to go back.”

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An ensign is walking along the street, wearing different colored shoes - one’s black, and the other one’s brown. A major stops him and says: “Ensign! Go home and change your shoes.”
“I can’t, major,” says ensign, “The ones I’ve got at home are just like the ones I’m wearing.”

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First year sailors decided to leave their duty willfully and play hooky. They opened the tambour and all the water gushed in…
Yes, it’s hard to escape from a submarine.

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A platoon commander says to the troops: “Whoever calls the chief of staff a pig one more time will be assigned to his personal pigsty to pick up his dung.”

5 December 2006 | Army jokes | Comments

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