Bad wives
Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them.
They decide that when they get home, they’ll do everything that the women ask.
The next weekend, they are in the same bar.
The first guy says, “Man, I don’t think that our idea was so great! I was sitting on the couch watching TV and I dropped my cigarette on the couch. My wife said, ‘Why don’t you burn the whole house down?’ That place is still smoldering.”
The second guy said, “That ain’t nothing. I was working on the car, and dropped my wrench and it nicked the fender. My wife said, ‘Why don’t you tear the whole car apart?’ It took me all night.”
The third guy said, “You guys don’t have nothing on me. When I walked in the door, my wife was doing the dishes, and I felt a little romantic. I reached down, and grabbed her crotch, she said, ‘Cut that out!’”
He held out his hands. “Ever seen one of these real close?”
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