Blondes Q&A

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.

Q: What is a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme!

Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They’ve never met.

Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?
A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”

Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) “I said: I’m drunk!”

Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?
A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3: “All the blondes have gone home!”

Q: What do you say to a blonde that won’t give in?
A: “Have another beer.”

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and “The Titanic”?
A: They know how many men went down on “The Titanic”.

Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.

Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.

Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn’t get Hearing Aides.

Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, “Aren’t you done yet?”
The nympho says, “Are you done already?”
The blonde says, “Beige…I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”

Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

9 July 2007 | Blondes, Q&A jokes | Comments

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