Calories and Sex for women

Get him naked:
- if he wish it - 12 kcal
- if he’s not - 187 kcal
Take off his underwear:
- with two hands - 8 kcal
- with one hand - 12 kcal
- with no hands - 123 kcal
Wear him a condom:
- with erection - 3 kcal
- without erection - 367 kcal
Pose “69″:
- laying on the bed - 8 kcal
- standing - 712 kcal
Orgasm:
- real - 112 kcal
- fake - 588 kcal
After the orgasm:
- stay in the bed - 12 kcal
- run away - 36 kcal
- figure out why he ran away - 897 kcal
Dressing:
- calmly - 23 kcal
- hurrying up - 67 kcal
- when his wife knocking at the door - 1265 kcal

30 October 2006 | Sex, Women, List of... | Comments

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