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Join the Army
A young man joined the Army and signed up to be a paratrooper. After weeks of training the young got to jump out of his first plane. The man watched people ahead of him go and when it was his turn to jump he got scared and sat back down. The troop leader said to […]
Army jokes - Parachute is mandatory
A sergeant instructs a sentry: “When the general comes, report to me immediately.”
The general doesn’t show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour reminds the sentry to report about the general’s arrival. Finally, the general comes in.
“Where have you been?” asks the sentry. “The sergeant has already asked about you four times.”
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“Sergeant, what should I […]
Army jokes - Luminum
A commander announces: “The platoon has been assigned to unload luminum”
“Aluminum, not luminum,” corrects a trooper.
“The platoon is going to unload luminum,” repeats comander, “And the intellectual here is going to load shit.”
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A recruit examines the food served to him in the canteen.
“Do I have any choice here?” he asks a sergeant.
“Yes, you do. You […]
Army jokes
Two army rules:
The commanding officer is always right.
If the commanding officer is not right, see rule #1
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A soldier is being led to the place of his execution.
“Some bad weather we’re having,” he says to his convoy.
“Look who’s complaining,” they say, “we have to go back.”
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An ensign is walking along the street, wearing different colored shoes […]
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