Archives for the 'Blondes' Category
Finder’s keepers
There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head. They were all sitting in a hair salon talking about their daughters.
The brunette says, “I was looking through my daughter’s purse and I found a pack of cigarettes! Do you believe that my daughter smokes!!”
So then the redhead says, “Oh my gosh, I was looking […]
Question and answer blonde jokes
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: […]
Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said “You know - it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!” To this, the other blonde replies “I […]
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not […]
Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?”
I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, […]
Blonde haircut
A Blonde goes to a barber and asks for a haircut. The barber asks her to take off her headphones, and she says she needs them and can’t take them off. As he starts to cut her hair, she falls asleep in the chair. The barber can’t cut her hair correctly with the earphones on, […]
Old McBlondie
A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on, She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer “If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?” “ok” said […]
Blonde seeking man
Blue eyed blonde with the big (.)(.) and the beautiful (Y) seeking man with the big 8====
Don’t bother if you have %
Hocus Pocus
One blonde asks another: “Can you see the light in the room?”
“Yeah, I can”, - answers the second blonde.
The first one turns the light off.
“And where is it now?”
“I don’t know…”
First blonde opens the refrigerator door and shouts: “Helllllllloooooooooooooow! Here it is!!!”
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