Archives for the 'Computers' Category
Pink Curtains
A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains. He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains. He shows her many textures, prints and hues of pink fabrics. Once she has finally picked out a pink floral pattern, the salesman asked her […]
Men or computers?
Two girls are sitting at the computer. One says, “Isn’t it amazing that this tiny, little instrument does the job of ten men?”
“I suppose,” the other says.”But quite frankly, I still prefer the men.”
Software names statistics
Statistics show that computer programmers under 30 name most programs after their girlfriends; between 30 and 50, after their favorite alcoholic beverages; and above 50, with the names of diseases.
Nerd Season
A trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees a truck stop on the side of the road. So he decides to pull over.
On approaching the door he sees a sign that says: NO NERDS.
He shrugs it off and enters. He’s greeted by the end of a […]
Bill Gates popularity
Q: Is it true that Bill Gates is most famous man in history?
A: Yes. It’s true. But his mother is remembered more often.
Helping hand for Microsoft
The hackers group from Saint-Petersberg broke into Microsoft’s intranet and changed some Windows and MS Office source code.
Microsoft Corp. is grateful to them. It’s all working now.
For $50 a week
Q: What the professional IT specialist ought to do for a $50 a week?
A: Nothing. And a little damage.
Programmer’s native language
Сensus. Programmer answering questions.
“Your native language?”
“What do you mean - native?”
“Well. The language that you learn during your childhood and speaks all your life.”
“Hmm… Basic or Pascal.”
“No, no! The real language.”
“Real? C++”
Blonde and computer
- What’s the difference between blonde and computer.
- I doubt whether somebody will borrow his computer to a friend.
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