Archives for the 'Ethnic' Category
The French artists are the best
A Hollywood actress married her fifth husband, this one a French artist. The next day, reporters asked her,
“So, are you happy with your latest choice?”
“Oh, yes!” she replied. “From now on, I’m only going to marry French artists.”
Prospectful future
Two Jewish women meet on the street, one of whom has her children with her. The other says: “Such beautiful children! How old are they?”
“The doctor is seven and the lawyer is five.”
English Patient
An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn’t […]
Hole in One
There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting. While they were where having sex, she was yelling, “TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX.” He did not know what that meant, but assumed it to be some sort of praise.
The next day, he went […]
Alphabet history
The God having his lunch.. People of every nation come to his dining room and ask him to give them the alphabet. All were given by the God. And only the Arab was late.. The God looked at his plate and seen the noodles in it. He has thrown this noodles on a wall and […]
Housework
Norwegian family. The wife asking her husband:
“Honey, put on your red apron and wash the dishes.”
And the next day:
“Honey, put on your red apron and make a dinner.”
And next:
“Honey, put on your red apron and clean the house.”
And next:
“Honey, put on your red apron and do some laundry.”
Three years later the man goes mad:
“That’s enough! […]
Talk to him
Reporter asking the French woman:
“Do you talk to your husband when making love?”
“Yes. If there is a phone nearby.”
Roses for her
Paris. A man came across his friend in the flower shop.
“Good moning, monsieur.”
“Good morning. Excusez-moi, for whom you buy this beautiful roses?”
“This is for madame Janette, monsieur.”
“Oh, I think madame Janette will appreciate that.”
“Don’t think so. Today is her funeral.”
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