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Why Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex
You’re guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
It’s ok when the person you’re with fantasizes you’re someone else, because
you are […]
Great reasons to be a guy
- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
- Your orgasms are real. Always.
- Your last name stays put.
- The garage is all yours.
- Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- You don’t have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
- Chocolate is just another […]
Evening Classes for Men. Open to Men Only!!!
Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a discount on registration.
1. HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS. - Step by step with slide presentation.
2. TOILET PAPER: DOES IT GROW ON THE HOLDERS? - Roundtable discussion.
3. DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY […]
Great Truths that…
Great Truths that Little Children have Learned
1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a […]
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…
- she called me to get my phone number.
- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.”
- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
- she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- […]
What makes you and your boss be different?
When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.
When your […]
Facts about New-Englanders
New England men are so tough, that they aren’t drinking coffee - they are eating it right out of the pack.
New England hockey players are so tough, that they are playing hockey with the crow-bars.
New England mosquitoes are so tough, that they are sucking their own blood.
Continue reading 20 Facts about New-Englanders…
Epitaphs on two graves
Epitaphs on two graves.
1. Here lies a 115-year-old man. All his teeth are still in great shape. Buy “Pepsodent” tooth paste!
2. No one is buried here. Buy condoms by “Twix”.
Words of wisdom
Genetics explained us why you are looking like your father if you are, and why you do not look like your father if that happened that way.
Well dressed man is the man without a wedding ring.
When two men are talking to each other they are talking about themselves, but when two women are talking to […]
Bee Jokes for the Pollen in You
Q: What is the clumsiest insect?
A: The Bumbling Bee.
Q: What did the Bee say when he returned to the hive?
A: “Honey, I’m Home!”
Q: What is a bee’s favorite band?
A: The Bee Gees.
Q: What was their #1 song?
A: “Stay in the Hive.”
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