Archives for the 'Love' Category
Funny dialogs with the woman
“Darling, if you kiss me one more time I will be yours forever.”
“Thanks for the warning, sweetheart.”
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“Honey, what do you like better - my perfect body or my beautiful face?”
“Your sense of humor.”
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“Honey. I’ll be home late tonight. My friends and I are going to the race track.”
“Don’t bother sweetheart. Your mare called and said […]
When we get married
“Honey, when we get married, I’ll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows.”
“But I don’t have any, my love.”
“I said, when we get married…”
20 years of happiness
“My wife and I were happy for 20 years.”
“So what happened after that?”
“We met each other.”
Wedding Dress
A little girl at a wedding asked, “Mommy, why do brides always wear white?”
“Because they’re happy,” the mom replied.
Halfway through the wedding, the girl whispered, “Mommy, if brides wear white because they’re happy, then why do grooms wear black?”
Romantic Pink Slip
Dear __________________________,
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening come available. […]
Better relationship
A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go on like this.”
“What’s the problem?” the doctor inquired.
“Well, I’m 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.”
“My friend, this […]
Useful infidelity
The wife has started to suspect the husband in cheating, and has accordingly employed a detective that he has found evidences. A week later the detective comes and gives out to the wife listings of her husband’s telephone conversations.
The same evening the wife shows to her husband this listings. He reads, turns pale, and asks: […]
Reason to leave
And she said to me that she is leaving me for another man cause I’m lack of imagination. Incredible! I can’t imagine that!
Coffee for two
“Honey, do you want some coffee?”
“Yes, bunny.”
“Well, make a cup for yourself too.”
Wedding ring
Wedding ring on the man’s finger: Warning! I’m married.
Wedding ring on the woman’s finger: Go on, don’t hesitate! I’m married.
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