Archives for the 'Odd jokes' Category
Hangover
An executive was stressed out. He had to fire one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, either Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, since they were both equally qualified and both excellent workers.
He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the […]
Three dead buddies
Three buddies die in a car crash. They go to heaven and attend an orientation.
They are all asked, “When you are in your casket, and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first guy says, “I would like to hear them say that I was a […]
Heart location
An 83-year old woman decided that she’d seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn’t certain […]
Sketch
“Who the hell is Jessica?”
“Lets I make a sketch of her”
“Ok”
“Ok, listen:
hairs hairs hairs
hairs hairs hairs
hairs ear brow ear hairs
hairs eye nose eye hairs
hairs cheek mouth cheek hairs
hairs chin hairs
hairs neck hairs”
Facts about New-Englanders
New England men are so tough, that they aren’t drinking coffee - they are eating it right out of the pack.
New England hockey players are so tough, that they are playing hockey with the crow-bars.
New England mosquitoes are so tough, that they are sucking their own blood.
Continue reading 20 Facts about New-Englanders…
Walking on a thin ice
Little Jack walking on a thin ice found out that the the ice is more easier to brake from the top than from the bottom.
Good Fairy, bad Fairy
“Who are you?”
“I’m a good Fairy.”
“So why is it gun in you hands?”
“I’m in a bad mood today.”
Visit astrologist
Call to astrologist:
“Hello, can I visit you tomorrow?”
“No, you will broke your leg”
Keep safe
“Don’t drink too much hot tea.”
“Why?”
“Your bladder might burst and you’ll burn your feet.”
Three fleas joke
Three fleas are coming out of a restaurant. One says: “Well, girls. You wanna walk home or catch a dog?”
RSS
