Archives for the 'Politics' Category
Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form
To: All Male Taxpayers
From: IRS
RE: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form
The only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up, […]
Retired people against Hillary
Working people frequently ask me, a retired person, what I do to make my days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and went into a hardware store.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I […]
Clinton’s DNA
Re: DNA Test Results: Clinton, William Jefferson
Dear Mr. Starr:
The test on the dress came back inconclusive. Everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA.
Apologies,
The FBI
Democracy
Democracy is not invented by slaves. It’s invented by those who have been tired of freedom.
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