Archives for the 'Q&A jokes' Category
What’s the difference
Q: What’s the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds
Q:What’s the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
A: About 45 minutes
Blondes Q&A
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
Q: What is a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme!
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They’ve never met.
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?
A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”
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Good day for bears
Q: What do you get when you cross a white bear with a black bear?
A: Two happy bears.
Justice for all
“Do you know what will happen if you present false evidence in court?”
“Sure - I’ll be driving a new car.”
Millionaire or billionaire
Q: Can a wife make her husband a millionaire?
A: Yes, if he’s already a billionaire.
The best contraceptive
Q: What is the best contraceptive pill?
A: Sleepalone
Who has more sense?
Q: Who has more sense: men or women?
A: Women, of course. Have you ever seen a woman marry someone just because he had nice legs?
Get Your Rocks Off
Q: What do rocks and women have in common?
A: You skip the flat ones!
Round and Round
Q: How do you confuse an leprechaun?
A: Put him in a circle and tell him to wee in the corner.
Bee Jokes for the Pollen in You
Q: What is the clumsiest insect?
A: The Bumbling Bee.
Q: What did the Bee say when he returned to the hive?
A: “Honey, I’m Home!”
Q: What is a bee’s favorite band?
A: The Bee Gees.
Q: What was their #1 song?
A: “Stay in the Hive.”
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