Archives for the 'Q&A jokes' Category
Clock Joke
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret around a clock?
A: Because time will tell.
I’m a Barbie Girl
Q: What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common?
A: They’re both 100 percent plastic.
Pound for Pound
Q: What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
A: Nipples
Jedi Nights
Q: Why do they make glow in the dark condoms?
A: So that gay men can play Star Wars.
Hot Dogging
Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?
A: Sparky!
Hand me downs
Q: What do you say to a man with five penises?
A: Your jeans fit like a glove.
The taste of a new generation
Q: What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common?
A: They both have plastic juggs
Drink up
Q: What did the bartender say to his customers?
A: Men, Viagra now comes in liquid form. You can pour yourselves a real stiff one!
Question and answer blonde jokes
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: […]
Teachers Change a Light Bulb
Q: How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Well, teachers don’t change light bulbs but they can help make a dim one brighter!
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