Archives for the 'Science' Category
Seminar in Texas
A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think […]
Metric versus Imperial
Due to a lot of confusion between inches and liters, miles and centimeters it was decided to apply a new really International universal system of measurements:
’bout this tall
’bout this wide
’bout this big
’bout yay hot
’bout yay cold
At the entropy seminar
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Lab entrance
Entrance to the high risk laboratory.
There is signboard with the name of the laboratory above the door and on the door - very long instruction.
It begins by saying: “Those who haven’t read following manual will not be admitted inside.”
And the end: “For others - the entrance to the laboratory is the yellow door without signs […]
International Genetics Meeting
At the International Genetics Meeting.
An American reports:
“We crossed chickens with cows. The new breed simultaneously produces milk, meat and eggs.”
Report from France:
“We succeeded in cross-breeding flies and bees. The hybrid flies over the trash fields and produces honey.”
“And we crossed a melon with cockroaches,” says the Russian. “When you cut this melon, seeds run away […]
Einstein joke
“Hey, do you know Einstein is coming to Portland.”
“Who is he? Is he a famous pharmacist?”
“No, he is a famous physicist. He is the author of the ‘Theory of the Relativity”.”
“What’s that?”
“Well, how can I explain this…? You see, you have two hairs on your head. Is that a lot or a little?”
“A little.”
“And now […]
Weird science
British scientists have found the gene responsible for inclination to search for the new genes.
Beware of hedgehogs
If the hedgehogs would be able to reproduce by simple division and could do it once a day…
Today - 1 hedgehog
Tomorrow - 2 hedgehogs
The day after tomorrow - 4 hedgehogs
On a 4th day - 8 hedgehogs
On a 5th day - 16 hedgehogs
On a 6th day - 32 hedgehogs
On a 7th day - 64 hedgehogs
On a […]
Weird science
New Zealand scientists have invented a pill that kills the hunger. The pill is made of special herbal components, meet extracts and flour. It weights 3 lbs.
Exact Answer
“Don’t you know is it warm now?”
“14 degrees in shadow.”
“And in the sun…?”
“Around six million degrees.”
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