Archives for the 'Sport jokes' Category
The worst game ever
The golf player:
“It was the worst game in my life!”
The Caddy:
“Waw, don’t you wont to say that played before!”
Leper Hockey
Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Horses at the Race
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, ‘’All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly in the horse’s ear. Providing you do […]
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your […]
Loud, mad, or sad
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”
A young man in […]
Most popular sport
Todays teen or college age youth interested in extreme sports. There are a lot of very popular sports activities:
- Rollerblading
- Mountain Biking
- Free Diving
But the winner is - Nothing Doing.
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