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Silent movies
I have always showing Amsterdam for my friends. For women is planned cultural program - cruise through channels, visit to the Rembrandt Museum, etc. Program for men only includes visits to the bar with a good Belgian beer and a walk through the Red Light District.
Thats day one of my friends suddenly noticed the sex-shop […]
Drunk flight
A flight dispatcher watches a plane landing tail-end forward.
“Flight 757, what the hell is going on?!” he shouts into the microphone. “Let me speak to the captain!”
“The c… the c… the captain is drunk.”
“Then give me the second pilot.”
“H ..he’s d… drunk too.”
“Well, and who’s talking.”
“A… autop.. pilot…”
Fasten your seatbelts
A flight attendant in a plane announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, the plane is going in for a landing. Please fasten your seatbelts or it will be just like it was on the last flight.”
A concerned passenger asks, “So what happened on the last flight?”
She answers casually, “Those who didn’t buckle up were spread out all […]
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