Archives for the 'Women' Category
The day after
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room […]
Hillbilly’s fax
Three Women - One German, One Japanese And A Hillbilly - Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna. Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound.
The German Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Her Questioningly. “that Was My Pager,” She Said. ” I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.”
A Few […]
The baby shooter
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, “Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.”
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer […]
High temperature advantage
Two wifes talking on the phone:
“And where is your hubby now?”
“He is in bed. He’s got 37.5″
“Waw! I Envy you!”
Smart mule
A hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later); she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought […]
Blank or not
Woman and her lover are in bed.
Lover: “Your husband carrying a rifle everywhere. If he caught us, he shoot me.”
“Do not worry, I have replaced all five bullets in his gun with the blanks.”
And here comes husband. The lover running to a window, but the husband shoots him to death.
“And I thought that I […]
Girl’s secret desires
The girl have quarreled with her boyfriend. To revenge him she’s going to crash his aquarium. The golden fish in aquarium looks at her and said:
“No, baby, please! I’ll make your wish come true!”
“OK. I want to make Peter loved me greater than most girls in the world. To take care of me and […]
Future Cook
Daughter learns to cook at college.
Mother asks her when she returns:
“Are you allowed to eat what you cooked?”
Daughter (crying):
“We have to!”
Smart in the mirror
“I can’t believe it! Today I saw the smart man in the mirror today!”
“I believe, but why don’t you turned around?”
Beauty try
The husband is about beauty salon, waiting for his wife.
She went out and asked: “Well, how?”
He looked at her and said : “Nice try!”
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