Rabbi’s advice
An old Jew seeks advice:
“I’m in trouble, rabbi. Yesterday, my only son had a pig on the table and a Christian girl in his bed.”
“That’s not so bad,” answers the rabbi. “It might be worth a lot, like a pig in the bed and a girl on the table.”
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A young man:
“Rabbi, I don’t know what to do. Should I marry my girlfriend or not?”
“It doesn’t matter what you do. You’ll regret it anyway.”
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