Retired people against Hillary

Working people frequently ask me, a retired person, what I do to make my days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and went into a hardware store.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, “Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break”?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a “Nazi turd.” He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a “fat head.” He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. So I asked if he didn’t have any burglars to catch or a donut to eat or something, instead of picking on me. Then he started writing a third ticket. Then I said some things about his ancestors, and this went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn’t care. I came down town on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on, had a bumper sticker that said “Hillary in ‘08.”

I try to have a little fun each day, now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.

15 February 2007 | Politics | Comments

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