Scotch donation

Honey, there are some people at the door asking for donations to build a new swimming pool.
“Give them three…, no, two buckets of water.”

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The owner of a Scotch company tells his employees: “You worked very well during this year. The company’s profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I ‘ll give everyone a check for 20 pounds. If you work with the same zeal next year, I’ll sign those checks.”

23 November 2006 | Ethnic | Comments

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