Silent movies

I have always showing Amsterdam for my friends. For women is planned cultural program - cruise through channels, visit to the Rembrandt Museum, etc. Program for men only includes visits to the bar with a good Belgian beer and a walk through the Red Light District.

Thats day one of my friends suddenly noticed the sex-shop with the huge ads “Discounts!”, “Three for a one!”, “Pay for the 10 get 7!” and the like. It turned out that the DVDs sold at great discounts.

My selected a dozen masterpieces and went to check out. The clerk at the desk could be described with the word “junk”. He looked like 1960s hippy and napped peacefully after another trip in the galaxy of cannabis.

My friend put the DVDs on the desk and asked: “Are these DVDs have subtitles? My wife is very poorly handled in English.”

The “Junk” awoke, looked at the disks on the wall, than on my friend and said: “Do not worry, It’s not much words in this films.”

30 January 2007 | Travel, Sex | Comments

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